My June of Superlatives

I think a record of superlatives should be made, and not just silly Guinness Book records but things that have actually been experienced although not so easily measurable. For example, "The best day that ever happened" or "The weirdest dream anyone has ever had" or even "The funniest joke ever told". I want a record of these just to prove that under the title "The most life changing and chaotic month of June ever" you would read, June 2010, followed by my name in italics like this: Jenna Mazey. And then under the title there might be a bullet pointed list like this...

• took the hardest chemistry class that has ever existed
• was a bridesmaid at the most beautiful wedding for one of the best friends anyone could ever have
  
• lived with the craziest but coolest roommates
• experienced the most new things in one month ever: drank mate, went real rock climbing, got an echocardiogram for a false alarm heart murmur, went fishing in a river and caught one, did a mini triathlon, got the coolest but most intimidating internship
• applied for the most jobs in one month
• applied for the widest variety of jobs in one month
• experienced the largest ratio of zero responses to job applications in one month
• marked the longest time she had been away from home (6 months)
  
• made the biggest most influential decision of her life... so far
  
• had the most and strongest third party opinions about pending decisions
  
• more than in any other month, felt the most unsure and nervous about what the heck life has in store for her

Luckily I have this idea that one day I will be sitting in my rocking chair as a 81 year old cross-stitching to my heart's content and look back at June 2010 as just a pebble in the stream... compared the the Hoover Dam it was.