booyah

“Life should not be a journey to the grave

with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well preserved body,
but rather to skid in broadside
in a cloud of smoke,
thoroughly used up,
totally worn out,
and loudly proclaiming
“Wow! What a Ride!”

"Wow so you crashed a tandem bicycle?" the Bishop replied,"At least that means it was only half the fall." I looked up from the cheese danish that was in my hand and stared deep into his eyes with a pause, "No Bishop," I whispered, "It was twice the fall."